The first ever Slippery Stairs world championship | ESPN 8: The Ocho
Even if it seems like a knockoff of Wipeout, which was a knockoff of a Japanese game show, I can respect the hustle. It’s at least something to laugh at while eating wings, drinking beer, and trying to formulate a story on your break.
I mean, anything that gives me an opportunity to quote Cotton McKnight, White Goodman, and Co. is fine by me.
No, not the quote you were thinking of. Sorry, since I was so overt I thought I’d go with a B-side.